my dear, we're slow dancing in a burning room

(via fuckinq)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via cumfort)

Let’s hold hands…

…while I eat you out.

(Source: js10inchs, via cl0uded-disaster)

atomchildren:

my heart

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via orgasm)

funkyspartan:

onestrangekid:

caitlinashley:

lucalunio:

emifail:

3picwaffl3z:

I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

funkyspartan:

onestrangekid:

caitlinashley:

lucalunio:

emifail:

3picwaffl3z:

I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

(Source: onlylolgifs, via cl0uded-disaster)

captain-jack-hardness:

i hate black girls

the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead

(Source: wickedkissah, via armadillo)

smythe-hummel:

“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”

yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up

(via cunt-in-wonderland)

(Source: sussurrante, via departured)

(Source: t-ardus, via departured)

"The only opinion I have is that I could never look someone in the eye and tell them that they didn’t love someone that they know they love. It’s not my job to judge and it’s not a job I’d want. I love people a lot. All kinds. If we were meant to be the same then we wouldn’t be human."

(Source: paramouring, via dannydevito-godzilla)

"It hurts until it doesn’t. You think it’s going to break you, but it won’t. You may not sleep as well at night, but you will be fine. Numb, but numb and fine are the same."
— Scandal (via drowninqfish)

(Source: splitterherzen, via cl0uded-disaster)

(Source: my-teen-quote, via nakedly)

the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

(via cl0uded-disaster)